Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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