Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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