his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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