I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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