Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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