There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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