Pappa wants mamma naked
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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