we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I need to align my fucking chakras
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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