So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
there was a trapeze. enough said
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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