I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No subtext here. People are naked.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize