yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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