the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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