genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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