Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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