Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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