I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Randomize