shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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