im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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