My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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