Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this beer tastes like vomit already
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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