youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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