Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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