I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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