whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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