Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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