Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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