I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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