im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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