ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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