What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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