I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Oh Jesus.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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