Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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