you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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