Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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