the new term for farting is butt boxing.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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