i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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