last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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