You're so nebulous sometimes
Its about making memories worth repressing
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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