I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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