...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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