If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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