Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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