Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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