It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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