Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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