dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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