Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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