you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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