Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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