well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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